A two-fer

Why am I (seemingly) so serious? Why don't I go to the movies more often?

For starters, I'm not always so serious. For example, I'm watching hockey right now. (Dude, shave your beard. Seriously.) I snort like a pig when I laugh. I crack jokes.

As for the movies, when Hollywood makes a movie as hilarious as Blazing Saddles, I'll go. It's the funniest movie of all-time. Don't fight me on this--it's true.

Now, go out there, and do that voodoo that you do so well!