Um, dude, I really, really, don't get you. You're a cool guy and all, but I don't understand you.
Why do you feel so good?
You should be so horrifically angry at the world now. Why can't you be like the rest of us, having experienced what you have? You love what was done to you? Are you insane?
Women have called you crazy before, and I'm starting to believe them.
But who knows, maybe you're on to something. The dumbest thing I'm ever done to you is underestimate you.
Won't make that mistake again.