Bovine scatology

I didn't want to write bullshit in the headline, but it's want I saw on TV last night.

A commercial was on for Just for Men, a hair-coloring product. Two little girls walk shyly up to their dad, who's going gray and is alone, carrying a box of Just for Men. Later, he's shown with an attractive woman, and he sends a picture to his girls, who high-five each other. The implication being that if you've going gray, you can't get any.

I wanted to kick the tv in.

I know first impressions are important. But do you think there's more than that? Yes, there is. The big five are greater. Yes, you have to get into the house. But you better like the furniture and the paintings. I want to stay in the house.